The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
by Velgost March 15, 2014
Get the Muff crunchmug. A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc January 12, 2008
Get the Muff Podmug. The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).
See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”
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See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”
Used in a sentence:
by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022
Get the Muff Visionmug. by Barry Fingerdiddler April 5, 2018
Get the Saucy Muffmug. by ijhfhdbvyxnfvdjbfvdjbgd October 30, 2019
Get the muff munchermug. by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019
Get the coconut muffmug. The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.
by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013
Get the Granny Muffmug.