Fuck Mountain

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021

Mountain cash

(noun) another word for toilet paper. Primarily used in remote mountainous areas or while camping.
Origin: Oregon, USA

Dude, where the mountain cash, I gotta take a dump.

by emcii December 9, 2008

Milky Mountain

The popular drink mix of Mountain Dew and whole milk

Hey brah hit me up with another one of those Milky Mountains.

by Bobodacious March 14, 2018

The Mountain Piece

Where the dude is fucking a hoe (either hole) while that hoe is fucking another hoe with a strap-on (vertical fucking, like a mountain)

Dude the other night I had Becky and Crissie over , we got wasted and did the mountain piece

by Totallyfrat November 17, 2016

Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant

He is a mountain dushbag

by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022

Mountain Dewya

Instead of the drink Mountain dew. Its a word meaning " Mount and do ya (Sex)

"Hey Rachel, I totally wanna Mountain Dewya."

by Atha March 18, 2010

the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.

I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.

by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017