Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
by BanJayce February 15, 2022
Get the Moist Noodlemug. When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette
Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.
Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.
Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.
by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 15, 2020
Get the Moist Pirouettemug. by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021
Get the moist towelettemug. by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017
Get the moist penismug. Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.
Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*
by Sarah E G...... January 11, 2014
Get the Moist Browniemug. by FoondartFreddie January 22, 2019
Get the Moist Bitchmug. the father of sneako
by sneako a cuck March 29, 2023
Get the moist criticalmug.