Mia

She's a really hot girl. If you know her, then lucky you. Mia is for some reason REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY tall. If you know her, Hahahhaha you're jealous. She's always right, never wrong, don't argue with her. If you argue with someone and they're her friend, and you're her friend, then she will step in and help. Do you smell? Call 000-000-0000-00000-000000-0000000-00000000-00000000-0000000000!!!!!

Hey! Are you Mia? Well, you're tall! I smell!

Yes I am Mia! And yes, you do smell.

by Mia the tall person September 19, 2019

Mia

a lame dumb person who is bad at life all the other definitions are wrong

dang your name is Mia? i feel sorry for you

by gimletnotgimley September 26, 2019

Mia

A bich

Person:whos that shes such a bich
Person:oh thats just mia🤷 ♀️

by Klaraabadbich November 5, 2019

Mia

Usually all mia’s are dumb bitches.

person 1: “oh look there’s Mia, she’s a dumb bitch”

by Shrek is sexy November 10, 2019

Mia

Mia is a bitch who is the modern day Regina gorge. If you have a friend named Mia then watch your back.

Omg that’s Mia, she’s so hot and popular!

by CuteFluffyThing November 24, 2019

mia

the koolest kid on the block-squirrel lover (she likes their long furry tails tickling her ear at night)

bestfriend; Bea aka squirrel bitch
founding father of the dick squid squad

damn that squirrel's cool, i must be a mia

by squirrel bitch February 13, 2020

Mia

A little tiny lesbian

Friend 1: “hey”
Friend 2: “aw hey this is Mia Morrison”
Mia Morrison: “hi”
Friend 1: “wow you’re a really tiny lesbian aren’t you, huh?”

by Eiphos28 April 17, 2020