new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

Metro Thug

A Metro sexual man who uses health and beauty products and drives a nice car while listening to Gangsta Rap from the 90's.

Those middle aged white guys look like Metro Thugs driving an Audi S-8 down North Scottsdale Blvd. with the windows down and bumping Easy-E "Boyz in the Hood."

by kwinnerman June 8, 2015

metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)

“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

“Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”

by Richardmille December 1, 2022

young metro

He produces many rap songs today. He is a producer from Atlanta and got big from Drake's song jumpman. He uses these phrases in his produced songs to let people know he is the producer.

-If Young Metro don't trust you I'm gon' shoot you
-Metro boomin

by BMW540 August 4, 2016

Metro Head

The act of receiving head on the metro link train on the way to or from work, school, or volunteer activities.

Did you hear that Travis got metro head this morning? I bet he takes the train all week.

by BB Puffin May 25, 2016

metro orgy

A metro orgy is simply a wild and crazy private sex orgy party somewhere in a concealed part of a liberal city - instigated by a few mentally ill, and hermaphrodites, and criminals, and homosexuals, and inter-racial sex mongers, so that 'they' can raise money to fund a big international caper to heist a ocean liner ship, or high jack a transatlantic plane, or rob a long distance train transporting either precious metals, gold bullion, or jewelry. Metro-Orgies are often infiltrated by Scotland Yard for 'fun' using the excuse to ID 'jewel' or 'diamond' thieves and 'burglary' like criminals. "The 'Metro-Orgy ' in Las Vegas, NV last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

"The 'metro orgy ' last weekend was to raise money for the underprivileged youth with communicable diseases and administrative costs."

by IJohn4v8 September 20, 2016

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018