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Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
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Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
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