Melissa

Melissa may look intimidating but trust me, she's very caring. She laughs over funny jokes.

Melissa is fun to be with.

by Quickchow October 20, 2021

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Melissa

Melissa is a girl who has a really big heart, her sight gives enough light to illuminate an entire room, in fact she is light to everyone around her, she is the perfect mixture between the cutest/sexiest/lovely person and once you know her you need her in your life, otherwise it will be insipid without her.
Melissa is the girl other girls want to be and every guy wants to have. Melissa is loyal, she keeps her emotions to herself and even though she isn’t having good times she can show you a big smile… oh my God, that beautiful smile.

Once you see Melissa you’ll like her, once you know her you fall in love. It’s not a phrase, it’s a fact.

by AE2303 November 23, 2021

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Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication

“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend

by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025

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I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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