Maple Donkey

A slur for a Canadian

Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”

by Solinvictus August 27, 2025

maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony April 26, 2016

Maple Hill High School

Maple Hill High School is a school that's centered in the town, as residents call it, Castletucky (Aka Castleton). Students here flourish with the help of teachers and extra curricular activities. It'd be the best high school out there if only all the students in it didn't want to commit suicide. The amount of drug dealers keep everyone on their toes with the classic slutty middle schoolers and weird couples fucking behind the bleachers during pep rallys. There's plenty to do here as tea and drama erupts from all corners leaving no one safe. But hey, at least most of them are nice

Shane: "What are you doing later today?"

"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"

by Teenage Dream 42069 April 1, 2022

Maple Sanchez

A Dirty Sanchez but with maple syrup instead of butt creemee

Dude I was fucking her butt the butt was way too creemee… so I broke out the Grade A Maple and glazed her ‘stache!! Now thats a Maple Sanchez.

by Shabba No Ranks February 21, 2025

maple cyrus

The act of drowning Miley Cyrus with semen.

I spent my entire night maple cyrusing. Sadly, it was unsuccessful.

by Mirey Syrus October 17, 2013

Toronto Maple Leafs

The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!

Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?

by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021

Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.

So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.

by s_polly61 July 30, 2017