Minecraft

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house

Minecraft can suck curvedpp69’s peepee

by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019

Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019

Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019

Minecraft

The greatest thing to ever exist. It is mankinds best achivement and it is proof that god is with us.

person one: whats your favourite thing?

Person two: MINECRAFT!!!!

by mitch macdonalds June 13, 2019

Minecraft

A game that will get you all the ladies

A: how did you meet your girlfriend

B: we met playing Minecraft hunger games on mineplex

by Holy_feking_sheet_ball June 28, 2019

Minecraft

A game that will get you all the ladies

A: how did you meet your girlfriend

B: we met playing Minecraft hunger games on mineplex

by Holy_feking_sheet_ball June 28, 2019

Minecraft

A fucking god send when us humans were only just mere brainlets.

Person1: haha I like fortnite.
Person2 shut the fuck up you mere gremlin Minecraft is the best thing ever received upon this cursed world.

by Daddycallmecarson July 1, 2019