Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008

Meat Bus

Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"

Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"

by john denver experience January 28, 2012

Baby Meat

the meat of a child

I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!

by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

meat tag

Tattoo that military personal (infantry mostly) get on the ribcage that says the persons name or other identity. Used because even if a body is burned beyond recognition, tattoos can still be seen.

Tom just got out of boot camp and got his meat tag before he ships out to Iraq.

by Chris Korsakis June 30, 2008

beat meat

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

by Lang20 February 16, 2006

meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.

I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.

by meat balloons mcgruff January 13, 2004