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Lemoning

The act of standing around like a lemon.
Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.
by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010
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Lemon Baxter

When dipping the ball sack into a bowl of freshly squeezed lemon juice and then sits on a person face.

Note: Take care making sure the balls are not shaved just prior to the dipping.
Jane was lying on the bed so Jimmy decided to squat over her and give her Lemon Baxter.
by dyavoll73 October 1, 2010
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Don Lemon'ed

When someone fails at their career and uses an excuse to blame someone else for their failing ways.
Me: I just Don Lemon'ed. Friend: What do you mean? Me: I soiled my panties even though I said I'd make it home with a clean pair of pants.
by Tom Trustworthy January 14, 2021
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Lemonade

The best JAY-Z diss record in history. Written by his wife.
If you ever Jay-Z me, I'm going to lemonade you.
Sounds fair enough.
by Thisdickaintfreeeee May 29, 2016
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Lemon Kush

The best strand of kush ever. Leaves you floating and with munchies. Almost no burnout.
"Dude if you cant get lemon kush where you live, you need to move."
by meowfaggot August 14, 2012
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lemon

A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.

Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.

This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.

My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.

The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.

My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
by Brett Heneghan August 14, 2006
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The Lemon and Saucepan club

A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike.

Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon

Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany

To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'

Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.

The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:

1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance

2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance

3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil

4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat

5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan

6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan

7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances

8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.

9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing

10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
by Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon October 29, 2004
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