LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

Lebron

LeBron is someone beautiful and unique, an awesome creature an amazing human LeBron is everything

Kelly: I met a guy named LeBron and he asked me out
Mary : you have to date him, I mean he is LeBron he is unique

by Meliw it's here January 4, 2021

Sunshine Lebron

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away

Person 1: Did you saw sunshine Lebron?
Person 2: No, what's that?
Person 1: It's the best meme ever

by CaldoDeMazapan April 1, 2024

LeBroned

The smelliest of farts, because LeBron James is an asshole

I LeBroned next to my wife in bed last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by elohssAemitgiB May 8, 2021

Lebron

If you ever have a Lebron in your life, please run away. Although it may seem as if he is a good guy, on the inside, he is not. He will tear you apart with all of his strength, guilt you till you have no more tear drops to produce. Lebron is a fun guy, a life of the party; who always takes everything too far and sometimes needs to realise when to stop. According to NBA, Lebron is an outgoing man with big dreams that can't be accomplished.

"Lebron is coming, RUN!"

by alaoiakqzx November 29, 2024

2010s LeBron Treatment

When someone or something is so good for a long time that people begin to discredit how good they actually are. Often stems from an annoyance of hearing about this thing or person too much.

Steve: I love Drake but I am so tired of hearing about him and everyone loves him now.

John: Cmon man, don’t give him the 2010s LeBron Treatment. Just enjoy his music while you still can.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

Lebron syndrome

When fans or victims of the basketball star Lebron James believe he is the greatest of all time. It is tunnel vision that no other era compares to this player, in which could lead to mental illness. Despite less accomplishments than other players they still will believe he is the greatest. Stats don’t lie in the finals don’t compare to the greats in the past. 20 percent sweep record, not enough awards, can’t close in the finals are all evidence that he is not. The victims are in denial ignoring the evidence in front of them.

Bron is better than mj. Yeah he’s the goat. He can’t go left, he played with janitors, can’t win without Scottie puppet. Six and zero it don’t matter he da goat.

Defined as the act of believing in something that isn’t true and having tunnel vision known as lebron syndrome.

by Lebron should be gone May 1, 2024