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Dirty LeBron

When you grab your dick and balls, scream "LEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" and slam dunks them into your ass
yeah we had fun last night. I gave her a Dirty LeBron
by DIRTYLEBRONLOVERILUVMATTHEW January 23, 2025
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LeBron

LeBron Raymone James Sr.
The best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.

Drafted by the Cleveland Cavs in 2003, carrying the young Cavaliers side to the finals in 2007 but sadly losing, going to the Heat in Miami in 2009, winning 2 rings in a row in 2012 and 2013 becoming MVP and Finals MVP in both years, coming back for a 4-year term in Cleveland in 2014, winning his most well known ring in 2016 after defeating the warriors, and lastly he goes to the lakers and wins his most current ring in 2020 which was controversial because every game was in the same arena because of the pandemic, everyone calls it "a bubble ring" but that's just wrong. Now we are in 2025 where he has played with his own seed on the court, who is also called Bronny or LeBron Jr. who used to be a streamer before becoming a 2nd round draft pick.
41,498 points across 21 seasons from 03/04 to 24/25 so far (1st February 2025, will increase in the future).
4 championship rings in 2012, 2013, 2016 and 2020, Finals MVP in the same years, NBA MVP in 2009, 2012, 2012 and 2013, going to the finals 8 years in a row from 2010 to 2018, going to the finals a total of 10 times in 2007, 2010-2018 and 2020. 3 Olympic gold medals in 2008, 2012 and 2024 and an Olympic bronze medal in 2004.

He has even starred in at least 14 movies.

6'9 or 206 cm, 250 lbs or 113 kg, 84,3'' or 214 cm wingspan, 44" or 111.76 cm vertical.
Once again the best, the greatest, the GOAT on the earth.
LeBron Raymone James Sr.
Me and should be everyone: LeBron is the goat, we should just make him king of the earth
by YEEƵYLOVER530 February 1, 2025
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LEBRON

Lebron is the best my sweet king is too good
by LebronIsTheGost February 5, 2025
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Lebron Dih

lebron dih so big💔
*ts": BOOIIIII TS INDIAN CAT TO YOU TIP NAME 1 STATE 💔

*pmo" : icl js give me ts lebron dih gng💔💔💔💯
by givemedadih February 11, 2025
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Lebronically

A term inspired by LeBron James, the basketball GOAT, used to describe something that is insanely famous, legendary, and undisputedly the best. If something is Lebronically known, it means it is universally recognized as elite, top-tier, and unmatched—just like LeBron on the court.
Person: "The Super Bowl halftime show was Lebronically legendary—one of the greatest performances of all time!"

Person: "This thing is globally known for greatness, how do I describe it?"
Person: "Its Lebronically known!"
by seditious libel February 14, 2025
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Lebron

Lebron is very devious and cute
by Lebrons attractiveness February 16, 2025
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Post Lebron Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut) after gooning to LeBron for an entire NBA season.
I broke my LeBron Goonstreak so now i have post LeBron clarity
by A An Nony Mous February 23, 2025
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