The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
Get the Lava Crystal mug.Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.
Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”
by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023
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by revolutionmari March 26, 2020
Get the Lava mug.The Lava Armada is a Group of Firery Rouges that are Ransacking Everything and Taking their Right, Atleast what they proclaim is their Right.
Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, Agatha, Jordan. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"
Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.
Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)
Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, Agatha, Jordan. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"
Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.
Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)
Lava Armada: Burning the Night
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire
by Cake God! The truth speaker February 8, 2025
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