Landon is a psycho path. He is very good at drawing. He has a best friend named eli. Eli has some anger issues. He dose not like his aunt and wants to throw her in a dich.He also might own a chamber where people he kills go.
by Ihatelandon March 5, 2020
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Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020
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by ThePersonWhoMakesDefinitons May 17, 2020
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by gangganglupa May 18, 2020
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by Meals104 May 19, 2020
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He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
by Landoooooon June 6, 2020
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by Gavinknows June 20, 2020
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