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Landon

Landon is the closest thing to perfect. Athletic body, Great eyes, hair and aura.

Extremely popular and very well liked by most. If someone does not like him - they will hate him. He is a very peculiar person who keeps people wondering what his next move is, extremely business smart, very good at getting what he wants, and extremely persuasive and responds well in times of emergency. People are often jealous of his looks and personality. Landon is a person who goes to all parties but still likes to remain exclusive. Landon(s) will go above and beyond to deal with a threat, taking action immediately. Success is always available for a Landon.
Landon is Perfection
by gypsygirl1999 November 23, 2021
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A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024
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Landon

Is a guy who wants to get in every girls pants at a party
Addy:Did you see what Landon did?
Shelly:no

Addy:he stuck his hand down my pants
by Sexy_bob2 November 21, 2019
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Landon

Landon is a sweet guy. He's a little bit nerdy, and is a gamer, but he also loves sports. He has brilliant blue eyes and fluffy ginger hair. He is tall, Handsome, and his smile could paralyze any girl /or guy ;)/ with his smile. He always tries to make people laugh, and generally refrains from cursing or improper etiquette. He's boyfriend matrieal for sure. He is kind, and caring. You really can't ask for a better guy.
Me: Have you seen the new guy, he's so sweet and handsome!
Friend: He must be a Landon
by Biggest PP ever March 3, 2019
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landon

hi landon
by hbkkhv June 20, 2022
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Landon

A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.
was that landon? man his balls huge.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Landon

Landon is a kid that is short and will do cocaine and smoke. He will get girls but will break their heart after, he's that basic white boy that dreams to be the second Shawn Mendas. He'd go to 711 every now and then to buy coke and Dr. Pepper.
Henry: is that Landon?
Jason: I think, why is he getting cocaine...he looks like he's only 12
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