lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 01, 2021

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds sexual but was not meant to be a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to check up my lava lamp collection but then she freaked out and said she wasn't interested, what did I do wrong?" "Dude, that's a classic lava lamps, she thought you wanted to fuck"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 09, 2020

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 09, 2020

Lava Lamp

A derogatory term/slang for native Hawaiian people. Also works on Pacific Islanders or anyone in the volcanic circle.
Perfect comeback to "Haole".

"Neighbor gifted me a Lava Lamp, Don't know if I should be insulted"
Person 1:"Alright, shoots haole"

Person 2:"Later Lava Lamp"

by Miginator April 25, 2023

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023

Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

by Greeny $wish January 17, 2019

lamp clap barbeque

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy

"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019