Beautiful lag

A sexy and distinguished individual.

You sir are a beautiful lag.

by Lector charms May 11, 2014

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

vagina lag

When a girl moves on from a man but then days, weeks, or months later her vagina craves his dick no matter whom she may be with now.

My best friend broke up with her boyfriend a week and a half ago but just called him up asking for sex because of her vagina lag.

by Laggg December 28, 2018

Lag out

When you don’t want to say you are no longer interested in playing videogames with someone anymore. This is an easy saying to not be rude.

Yeah Im about to lag out, sorry guys. Good luck in the game.

by Snake145 March 24, 2019

Lag Spike

A lag spike is when a game freezes and then unfreezes. Or when the game go to a low FPS count. And this goes for tv's.

The game had a lag spike then, the lag spike disappeared.

by Jim ivan August 21, 2018

set lag

It’s like jet lag but for filmmakers. It’s the fatigue one feels after being on a film set for several long days.

Man, I have set lag that was a long week of filming. I’m setlagged and will have setlag for the rest of the week.

by DirkPhoenix June 15, 2021

railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.

Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-

by Lilyitha January 6, 2014