Laking

When a girl ejaculates during sex due to deep internal stimulation, and leaves a nice lake on the sheets. It then feels like your balls are sitting in a lake.

I've had to change my sheets three times this week because my girlfriend keeps laking!

by ramm69 April 22, 2014

Avril Lavinge

Avril Lavigne is one of the world's BEST musicians ever. Her music rox and she can play the guitar very well. She is not a poser.

Avril Lavigne rox my sox!!

by guitarist92 May 2, 2005

Red Lacing

To peacock and draw attention to your garments in order to overcompensate for your smaller than average physical assets.

What is that James is wearing on his head? He must be red lacing so girls won't look at his crotch.

by AMoney April 4, 2012

Laminge

a term generally used to describe a male with an over-stretched anus

"im gonna polish my b-series for the upcoming AFF cruise meet

""um dude, your aware 'Laminge' likes it rough""

by ozcruizin112 November 30, 2009

loading screen

Flat, open, fields with no scenery typically located between towns in the Midwest.

The Midwest is in dire need of a server upgrade. Such long loading screens for so little content.

Much like the Massive Effect elevators, the farm land in the Midwest serves as a loading screen between content where you can still interact with the game.

by ApatheticEnigma September 29, 2014

Loading Dock

When a guy comes in you but you don't orgasm therefore you are a load dock.

Briar: "How was the sex?"
Jade: "Have you ever just felt like a loading dock?"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

leading lady

1) Main chick

I want you to be happy, even if that means I'm not the leading lady in your life.

by Alienhuman April 13, 2021