Kyle

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.

If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.

by Aktually July 2, 2019

Kyle

This kid is a genuine top block, sick lad who is smart and fucking hilarious.

Today is the day that you became a Kyle.

by Elder Brother August 21, 2020

Kyle

A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.

"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"

by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018

Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything

Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.

by Mr peenut butter September 10, 2019

Kyle

Drinks monster and punches dry wall

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster

by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021

Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!

Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER

by Eim Gay September 22, 2019