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A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.
god jonathan is so perfect and goofy
jonathan is literally in divine order
jonathan by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021
Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo
Jonathan by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021
a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.
Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition
Jonathan by nthnjk October 16, 2021
person 1: is that a crunch bar
person 2: yes
person 2: *name is jonathan*
Jonathan by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021
a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should
god damn its the hottie jonathan
Jonathan by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021