James is a very chill and hansome person. He loves women and has a 10 incher. James is someone you would look up to, with a lot of passion. James has a lot of chances to get girls, but only picks the ones he truly loves. A James' signature move is doggy style and loves dogs.
Hot Chick "why are you doing doggy style?"
Guy "I'm trying to be like James"
Hot Chick "Understandable"
Guy "I'm trying to be like James"
Hot Chick "Understandable"
by Broom Stick March 24, 2021
Get the James mug.most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.
some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
by theMessiah_______ April 8, 2021
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A kid who never gets off his phone and lives in his room. He gets no girls and only skips school to work.
by 1246141 January 20, 2022
Get the James mug.James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet
by gorillatitties June 1, 2022
Get the James mug.sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021
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