now this bloke is different gravy lads, huge willy, has women throwing themselves at him 24/7, did i mention how big this guys willy is, he is well over 6ft and stands tall.
by jimbo762 November 22, 2020
most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.
some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
by theMessiah_______ April 09, 2021
The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.
RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
by That Random Gril October 11, 2020
sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021