James

The bad boyfriend

James hesitates

by Happy Christian March 24, 2021

james

a hot guy that everyone thinks that you are insane for liking because they think he's a psychopath

John: Omg say that guy I so James or I'm not gay. Chase: Dude I'm literally your boyfriend.

by Sage the major Sage June 18, 2021

James

James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet

Out of all James that I know, they all date a girl named either Anna or Emma

by gorillatitties June 1, 2022

James

now this bloke is different gravy lads, huge willy, has women throwing themselves at him 24/7, did i mention how big this guys willy is, he is well over 6ft and stands tall.

Christ have you seen how much of a James that guy is, would defo smash.

by jimbo762 November 22, 2020

Jamee

Jamee is a pretty girl and has lots of friends. She is kind, lovely, especially to the guys. She is really hot and funny too. If you make Jamee mad she will start a fight with you. All the guys love Jamee because she's really cute.

Guy 1- Who's that chick? she's hot
Guy 2- Damn that ass
Girl- That's my best friend Jamee

by idontwannabeyouanymore32582 October 14, 2019

James

sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.

overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut

Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"

by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021

James

Jank Ass Mothafuckin Egotistical Scumbag.

JAMES is a cocksucking, testicle gargling piece of dried up shit who loves BBC daily.

by anonymous December 18, 2019