Cybro Monday

The first Monday after Cyber Monday where beers and gym memberships are 50% off

Jim: Sam, you wanna go to the bar tomorrow?
Sam: Nah, let's wait until Cybro Monday.
Jim: You right. Cybro Mondays are for the bois

by Jimmy Gonzaga December 1, 2017

camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

Double Monday

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.

Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!

by Hulk_rogan May 12, 2016

case of mondays

You're having bad luck/bad day.

Dude my day is going to shit!
It seems like you have a case of mondays

by I_Fcked_Ya_Mums_Pssy December 21, 2015

chocolate monday

The act of shitting on someone or getting shit on

Dude Dave gave her the chocolate Monday haha.

by the right hand April 7, 2015

surviving monday

an awesome band that is kick ass and should be on MTV2 soon!!!

Woah that was a sweet surviving monday show.
those guys in surviving monday are super sexy!

by Coley-the friend of sibbie- January 27, 2004

Mexican Monday

Verb. - The act of pooping in a taco shell and feeding it to your sexual partner while doing them from behind.

Diera Mayhew gave her GF a Mexican Monday. But she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

Michael is a bitch.

by Zach and Chad February 23, 2009