The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.
Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation
by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021
Get the Dirty Heather mug.The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.
Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
by Uvula February 17, 2010
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by juelzgirl December 13, 2006
Get the heather hunter mug.A girl with beautiful blue eyes and a nice round booty and nice breasts. she also posesses a very intellectual mind and has many talents.
I met this girl who was a complete heather murph, she could sing and her blue-eyes and baggn body made me wanna cry.
by petey pablo August 21, 2004
Get the heather murph mug.Person 1: Where been man?
Person 2: Out in my car doing the Heather. Im ripped man.
Person1: Dude were at work!
Person 2: Out in my car doing the Heather. Im ripped man.
Person1: Dude were at work!
by Bigboy27 June 9, 2010
Get the Doing the Heather mug.A dab hit smaller than a normal hit. Usually reffered to a hit so small that only a tiny woman named heather will feel it.
by Viciouspest June 17, 2017
Get the heather hit mug.1. When a heather pulls off a action of complete idiocy
2, The statement made when mindless banter begins
3. The actions of a person or group that is not cute and causing this phrase to be yelled out loud
2, The statement made when mindless banter begins
3. The actions of a person or group that is not cute and causing this phrase to be yelled out loud
1. Oh heather! Why did you do that to the turkey!
2. Theo went oh heather! on the topic of culinary arts
3. The is so oh heather! My feeling of being cute is gone!
2. Theo went oh heather! on the topic of culinary arts
3. The is so oh heather! My feeling of being cute is gone!
by Chairman Drunken Monkey October 26, 2019
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