The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.
Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation
by Birty Dastard April 08, 2021
The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.
Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?
Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!
Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*
by Uvula February 17, 2010
Ugly, scrawny african american porn star and notorious slut...has no assets a black women should possess.
by juelzgirl December 11, 2006
A girl with beautiful blue eyes and a nice round booty and nice breasts. she also posesses a very intellectual mind and has many talents.
I met this girl who was a complete heather murph, she could sing and her blue-eyes and baggn body made me wanna cry.
by petey pablo August 22, 2004
A dab hit smaller than a normal hit. Usually reffered to a hit so small that only a tiny woman named heather will feel it.
by Viciouspest June 18, 2017
The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a unique personality that will catch some by surprise. She is the greatest woman I have ever met. I love you my queen.
Heather Jones is a amazing woman.
by The Queens King August 12, 2018
heather hood is a greasy stinky raccoon.
by bigdaddy1001 January 02, 2023