yes, we get it, not all people who wear black or have some gothic aspects are goths. however, when people refer to goths, they usually mean:
- weird people with pure white make-up... because that looks good....um.... oh wait no. usually they have black eyeshadow, and if they're a mega-goth they have it going down their face like tears or blood from the mouth.
- retards wherever you go that hang around places looking depressed and sad. they usually listen to shitty bands like cradle of filth and marilyn manson.
- people who come to school very late or don't come in at all. when asked why, the usual response is something like "I had my period for the 7th time this month" or "I was tired," - because obviously they are the only ones that feel tired in the morning.
- weird people with pure white make-up... because that looks good....um.... oh wait no. usually they have black eyeshadow, and if they're a mega-goth they have it going down their face like tears or blood from the mouth.
- retards wherever you go that hang around places looking depressed and sad. they usually listen to shitty bands like cradle of filth and marilyn manson.
- people who come to school very late or don't come in at all. when asked why, the usual response is something like "I had my period for the 7th time this month" or "I was tired," - because obviously they are the only ones that feel tired in the morning.
Want to become a goth: a unique individual, rebelling against conformists? Just wear all the same clothes they do and listen to all the same music they do!
by I'm your mother December 11, 2004
Goths Put Frankly, Are, Total Friggen Wankers That Listen To Manson.(Everytime I See One I Feel Like Nailing A Fucking Ramones Record To Their Head So They Can Take It Home And Listen To Something Decent) And Dont Relise That Everyone Hates Them For Being Conformists To A Degree That Shits On The Groups They Are Trying To Rebell Against.(Even Though The Fuckers Only Do It For Attention)
Goth: 1 Hey Lets Go And Hand Out Razorbades At The Manson Concert To Help Our Bretheren Who Are To Depressed To Brigh There Own.
Goth: 2 I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.
Me: Fuckin Goths.
Goth: 2 I Cant Man My Bootlace Broke Today So Im Too Depressed.
Me: Fuckin Goths.
by Super Telecom July 17, 2006
Somebody who is tricked by other goths into thinking that dressing in all black, dyeing their hair, and saying "anticonformist stuff will set them apart from the "Sheeple" <- people who act like sheep, aka conformists. but in reality, they are merely conforming to an anti-conformitist role. doesn't make sence, i know.
All GOTHS EVER: I hate you for loving (mainstream item) thats why you are a loser conformist.
Me: go eat a razor, and stop acting like every other goth. Ever
Me: go eat a razor, and stop acting like every other goth. Ever
by Eppiccnniicckk November 15, 2009
A weird, frightening person with a hideous, satanic appearance. Love to wear black clothing (usually with chains) and makeup. Hair often tends to be NOT one of the four natural colors. They act like they're devil-worshippers and are really looking like that just to scare people away.
Shit, I can scare people away just by clenching my fists and having a pissed off expression on my face; I don't need to go looking like that. (see also carnies, circus freaks, anti-christ, satanic
by Ryan November 07, 2004
*Goths are people who have no originality and decide to go through some sort of rebellious stage to piss people off and start wearing black and listening to stupid EMO music! They make fun of all the rich preppy kids because they want to be rich and popular and preppy but they are NOT so they whine about it and say they hate the world! honestly someone should shoot them and put them out of their misery! theyre even more conformist and mainstream than preps! and they dont even look as cute! sOrrY to all the goths but get a life! xOxO
person1:that kids dressed in all black, i he goth?
person2:yeah he tried to kill himself last week!
person1: pathetic..
person2:yeah he tried to kill himself last week!
person1: pathetic..
by Cierra Wallace April 12, 2005
A complete waste of space and decent oxygen that could be used 2 keep a rapist or a murderer alive. they are quite simply the lowest and most scum-like form of life to ever crawl out of marilyn manson's drugged up arsehole (otherwise known as his mouth). Goths have the confidence of pee wee herman at a PTA meeting. They are known for cutting every essential vein in their body and are 100% of the time in a state of depression. I beg you if you're not one of these god-awful satan lovers then please note that goth hunting season is still going strong. When you smell that ludicrous smell of BO and grunge sweat take out your pistols, take out ur aks and bust a bigger black hole in them than is in their heart. First to hang 10 goth heads from green day's nostril hairs gets a free CD and pie (CD subject to availibility, pies are in constant supply so don't delay)
by "JBoi Blu" and "Cool Mo D Yellop" feat. Odds Bodkin January 04, 2005
by jloveeex3 July 24, 2009