Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat

That giraffe likes to think he is the shit

by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021

Giraffe

A long necked animal, not those weird sex poses.

You see this gif below? THIS is a giraffe, not those other perverted definitions.

by an idiot August 27, 2021

Giraffe party

One huge giraffe orgy involving the giraffes wearing sunglasses and bowties

I think my neighbors are having a giraffe party

by Reaper_boooiiii June 10, 2021

Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you

I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker

by rogersell January 12, 2025

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025