gentleman's light

When a guys keeps a lighter on him, whether he smokes or not, he uses the lighter to light a lady's cigarette.

I don't smoke but I do keep a gentleman's light just case a lady wants to light a cigarette.

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Gentleman's Puck

Storing a used nicotine pouch between cards in one's wallet

"I can't handle the nicotine right now but I forgot my snus puck. It'd be a shame to throw it away"

"Just put it in your Gentleman's puck"

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A noise complaint given when your sexual escapades are too loud for your neighbors.

Bartholomew received a gentleman’s noise complaint after his night with Samantha went through walls.

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WHILE WEARING A TOP HAT, RAPIDLY PUNCHING THE BOTTOMS PROSTATE TILL THEY CUM BUCKETS.

Nights spent with a Gentleman Fister guaranteed non stop rapid fire penetrating action.

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WHILE WEARING A TOP HAT, RAPIDLY PUNCHING THE BOTTOMS PROSTATE TILL THEY CUM BUCKETS.

Nights spent with a Gentleman Fister guaranteed non stop rapid fire penetrating action.

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WHILE WEARING A TOP HAT, RAPIDLY PUNCHING THE BOTTOMS PROSTATE TILL THEY CUM BUCKETS.

Nights spent with a Gentleman Fister guaranteed non stop rapid fire penetrating action.

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When one holds their dick up with the waistband of their pants, and pulls their balls out through the fly.

I’m shy when I get physicals, so I give my doctor the gentleman’s salute.

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