Frosting The Donut

To simultaneously defecate and vomit.

"Last night I was so wasted I sat on the toilet to take a dump, and before I could stop myself I'd frosted my donut."

by The Yellow Dart June 28, 2004

Frosted Fuckhole

Any hole or cavity in which penal penetration of promotes sexual stimulation and has a thin mucus-like coating sorrounding it, usually consisting of male semen or vaginal secretion but not limited to.

Jimmy slid his penis in and out of Nikki's frosted fuckhole.

by John X April 24, 2003

Frosted the cake

Shitting in the urinal onto the urinal cake. The creamier the shit, the better.

Dude, Bob was soooo drunk that instead of shitting in the toilet, he frosted the cake.

by winterborn December 9, 2007

licking the frosting

After unloading your man sauce you reach down and swipe a couple fingers thru the depository and the receiver gratefully licks your fingers clean!

Man that MILF I picked up at the peewee soccer game yesterday afternoon really loved licking the frosting!

by The Doh Man November 7, 2020

frost burn

When you get frostbitten so badly that it looks like a burn.

I got frost burn working at Dairy Queen last night.

by FUCKING GENIUS September 13, 2013

Frosting Brain

Someone extremely dumb.

"Why does he always stare at me? It creepy!"

"That's because he's a FROSTING BRAIN."

by OliveTheReindeer December 29, 2013

Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013