The three B's

Bling, booze and bitches.

Once upon a time, the culture of western society was decided by the upper class (e.g. an interest in classical music and philosophy), and the lower class would follow in their footsteps.

In contemporary times, the western culture is a manifestation of the lower class - 50 Cent, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga - a culture that is obsessed with ones sexual market value (SMV), often associated with the three B's: Bling, booze and bitches.

Joe: Why am I not getting laid?
Chad: You lack the three B's.

by JohnPodesta January 15, 2018

Latin Three

That class that teaches a dead language with the help of (made up) stories and (made up) characters. And has ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT ON YOUR LIFE BESIDES GIVING YOU LANGUAGE CREDITS FOR THE LATIN DEGREE YOU WILL NEVER GET BECAUSE ITS A DEAD LANGUAGE.

That class looks like Latin three, all they do is learn about stuff that isn't worth learning about

by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022

The Three Amigos

When you are going to sleep with a very attractive women but are self conscious of how small your penis is, so right before entry you put your two thumbs on your penis to make it feel bigger.

Man I used the three Amigos on this girl last night. It was so good I even made her finish.

by Las Fuher February 17, 2022

Violin three

The worst creation of humanity.

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

by baxter from arthur April 4, 2019

Pre-Three

The ritualistic three times you have to smoke marijuana before getting high.

Guy 1: Hey, man, is Rachel smoking with us tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah, but she's going home early. She's just trying to get in one of her pre-three

by Jumping James July 19, 2009

best to three

When you're a sore loser and you need to string out losing.

Trent lost, so he changed it to best of three. He lost again, so he changed it to best to three to string out his loss.

by Becsas March 31, 2016

Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017