texas butthole explosion

The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".
"I have a layover in Dallas"
"Sounds like a great opportunity for a Texas Butthole Explosion!"
by SaraSkeeter October 11, 2015
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Explosions in my Pants

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.
by Zenigma December 13, 2009
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Explosion Nut Cake

When a group of guys each bust a nut in a girl's mouth until chokes and vomits.
We gave Sarah an Explosion Nut Cake for her birthday, and made her clean up after herself.
by Mark Nolan November 19, 2006
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Mushroom Explosion

A musroom explosion is when the the head of a man's genitalia explodes, leaking brownish-red cream.
Dude, when we were upstairs, my mushroom exploded and she drank the cream from it.
by Anthony December 15, 2003
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explosion in his pants

Explosion in his pants - Phrase.

1. Denotes an epic ejaculation brought on by a wank by another party.
Michael shuddered due to the thermonuclear explosion in his pants brought on by Jacinta's expert willy jerking technique.
by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006
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explosive anal cancaids

This condition is a highly contagious deep tissue infection caused by being a raving douche bag. Should one be fortunate enough to contract the condition, a cure is attainable through excessive fisting with a studded metal gauntlet.

It is a more advanced stage of the well-known cancaids but contracted in a vastly different manner.
Mitchell was unable to sit down all week last week due to his explosive anal cancaids.

His ability to easily accept a studded metal gauntlet in his anus was his saving grace.
by scotshua April 04, 2008
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