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entrepreneurshit

noun

/än-trə-prə-nər-shɪt/

Definition:
The startup-industrial complex at its finest — when someone spends more time on stage pitching their business than actually building or running it. Think endless pitch competitions, accelerator programs, and small grants that keep the illusion alive.

It’s what happens when someone builds a business about building a business — complete with Instagrammable workshops, inspirational one-liners, and “awards” for promising to someday maybe do something. Their real product? The pitch. Their business model? Survive off grant money until the next accelerator application opens.
"He says he's running a startup, but it’s just entrepreneurshit — all pitch decks, no product."
by Pitch Please May 4, 2025
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Entrepreneur

When someone isn't actually a business owner yet continues to claim when asked what they do, "I'm an entrepreneur." When they actually don't have any business, idea, or typically intent to do anything other than watching Mogul videos.
Jimmy: "Hey Todd, what do you do for a living?"

Todd: "Oh, I'm an Entrepreneur!"
Jimmy: " Oh, cool. What business do you do?"
Todd: " Well, I'm still in the "Planning Phase" <or> " I'm going to finish my 'plan' first," <or> "Well I have options I'm letting play out. I have options. "
Jimmy: " So, you're... not an Entrepreneur?"
Todd: "Haven't been listening to me? "
by Slang_Never_Dies May 10, 2025
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encrapsulation

Originally, Object Oriented Programming talks about encapsulation which means hiding all your detailed logic behind a class such that the user can only care about the application level of the function rather than trying to understand all the inner workings.

However, usually, many smaller libraries or examples/framework in assignment made by professors did a poor job to describe how the function really works, nor they have provided any meaningful example about the input of the functions, ending up doing the opposite of what encapsulation originally has claimed which the developer have to look into the implementation or even the whole program just to understand what the function really do.
Example 1: Damn, I am sick of this assignment about building AI agent for a Pacman Game where there is no clear documentation about how every classes works. How can I suppose to know all the properties and expected return data without looking into their encrapsulated agent classes?

Example 2: ("Coming Soon" in the documentation) Oh no... there is no documentation about this highly confusing python function over this confusing input parameter "something". Welp, it is time to find the source code of this encrapsulation to see what type it I should use.
by IllegalArgumentException May 25, 2025
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Entrepodneur

A person who independently produces every aspect of their podcast from start to finishrecording, editing, promoting, booking guests, uploading, and managing the show—without any outside help.
“John’s not just the host—he edits, markets, and even makes the cover art himself. He’s a total entrepodneur.”
by JohnJamingo June 10, 2025
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entreporneur

Entreporneur (noun)
ahn-truh-POUR-nur

A fearless adult content creator who doubles as a business mogul, turning pleasure into profit and hustle into an empire. An entreporneur doesn’t just sell fantasies—they build brands, empires, merch lines, and entire damn universes. Think: camgirls with LLCs, dominatrixes with business cards, and seductive geniuses like Shayla Wilde who make empowerment look orgasmic.
“She’s not just shaking ass—she’s trademarking it. That’s an entreporneur right there.”
by glowlocaust July 16, 2025
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