by Brianjackedhannah January 24, 2017

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)
“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”
by MonsonCitizen August 18, 2022

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y
Patient Experience employees be like..
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
by Joemmack May 14, 2019

by Anonymous_012398 October 12, 2022

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE
*transforming sound*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MIDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA
*transforming sound*
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MIDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAA
by yo mama 😎 May 20, 2022
