Depression

Despite common belief, depression is not only feelings of severe despondency and dejection. Depression is the way you feel when your little spider friend jumps into the fan in your room.

Robert: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was so young
Michael: I know right
Max: RIP
Robert: *Cries* Why did he have to die like this?!
Michael: It happens to all of us, It is inevitable.
Robert: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random commercial: Depression is a tangle of multiple symptoms

by WoWoTo June 24, 2019

Depression

The Word Depression is When A girl named Anya Spams you At 22:00 About The Latest Love island Episode. She Will also Talk about it all day and sometimes Start crying, She’s obsessed With the apparently “fit” boys on the show. And Hates it when boys steal the apparent “Cute Couples”

Love island gives me depression

by .,.,,.,.?.?.?.?.£3’sgsvsfav June 6, 2019

Depression

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

depression

What 90% of teens feel everyday of their life. Sometimes suicide and school shooters are involved

I have depression, i will shoot up the school then kill myself tomorrow

by SATAN SOUL December 1, 2017

depression

The feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety. Help might come.

Friend: U look down.
Me: I am depressed and have anxiety. I have no hope, no one loves me and I only know hate.
Friend: Be positive
Me: Depression is the feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety.
(Me kills Friend)

by WAKEMEUPINSIDE666 June 1, 2017

Depression

When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.

I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes August 4, 2019

depression

the feeling you get when playing minecraft and your girlfriend spawns in another guys house.

son :I have depression. mom: why. son: look at the screen mom: oh

by thetyperboi December 9, 2019