crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.

Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.

by nikos68 October 15, 2017

Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.

You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...

by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017

fatal crisis

Death

The use of this medication may cause a fatal crisis.

by TheBetsy December 7, 2017

denial crisis

The overwhelming discomfort felt when evidence supporting truths are negated by a complicit audience.

The U.S. is currently suffering from (denial crisis).

by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper December 11, 2017

crisie

a potato

that crisie looks so yummy

by James marrow June 25, 2016

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020