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double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.
the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.
by Sexydimma October 23, 2014
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common demoninator

Bad traits which are consistent amongst members of a group Anything from the KKK to a group of depressed teens.
The members of the addiction support group all had a common demoninator
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commonable

a human specifically of the female gender that is attractive enough to blow your load on.
that slut over there is commonable!
by Joshua Wittenberg March 13, 2009
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common friend

A person, other than a good friend, who is present spurratically but is not necessarily known by all.

Someone you would say hi to if you saw them at a party.
Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady are common friends.

Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau are common friends.
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Common Prank

A saying used to make light of someone else's bleak situation.
Person 1: "He walked into Saran wrap, and was then shot in the chest"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
Or
Person 1: "My uncle touched me"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
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A Common

A type of rarity in children. There's Godly, Mythical, Legendary, Rare, Uncommon, and Common tiers for them. Most commons are usually "special" and are "downed".
Shiiiiiiiit, that's a common behavior right there buddy.
by Shogun__ October 10, 2023
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Really that a common

..really that common of a..
A: This is an aberration.
B: This isn't really that a common word people use.
by anonymous January 21, 2022
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