An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.
Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
by burdeman October 12, 2014
Get the cloud virusmug. Guy 1: "Hey dude, look at this spinny cloud in the Atlantic Ocean named Bret"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty cool I guess"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty cool I guess"
by GammaEpsilonRhoTau November 21, 2022
Get the Spinny cloudmug. The puff of smoke produced from vape or juul in order to protect one’s virginity. Reference to The Virgin Mary.
by Psychoactive Patient August 12, 2018
Get the Mary Cloudmug. God, Tony-G is such a douche. Did you see him broing clouds in that guys face during the cloud competition?
by Pythous June 12, 2018
Get the Broing Cloudsmug. All of the rude/foul/unpleasant things you have thought of saying, but kept to yourself in your mind.
Guy 1: That was really mean. Where would you get an idea like that about your mother?
Guy 2: I kept it stored away in my ass cloud for the perfect moment.
Guy 2: I kept it stored away in my ass cloud for the perfect moment.
by The goddamn Batman November 15, 2013
Get the ass cloudmug. /kloud/ /distrikt/ (noun)
Skyrim's favorite bards. An indie rock band from outer space. The members of Cloud District are based in New York and may be found touring at/or below the legal speed limit in a Big Red Van, stopping occasionally to yell about their feelings, death, and Magic The Gathering. They startle easy so approach with care, but they are friendly creatures who often have free earplugs in their merchbox for those with ear-holes in need.
Skyrim's favorite bards. An indie rock band from outer space. The members of Cloud District are based in New York and may be found touring at/or below the legal speed limit in a Big Red Van, stopping occasionally to yell about their feelings, death, and Magic The Gathering. They startle easy so approach with care, but they are friendly creatures who often have free earplugs in their merchbox for those with ear-holes in need.
Person 1: "Do you get out to the Cloud District shows very often?"
Person 2: "Huh, you sound like this guy Nazeem I know, he told me about that band and now they're my favorite!"
Person 2: "Huh, you sound like this guy Nazeem I know, he told me about that band and now they're my favorite!"
by Eggplant Bandit March 3, 2020
Get the Cloud Districtmug. A cloud of gas with the distinctive odor of deuce. A discharge of flatulence. Often appears after a crop dusting. Emanates from the sphincter, usually deadly.
by Malnack July 7, 2010
Get the deuce cloudmug.