Cleter

Definition One: The name Peter Griffin but the P is replaced with a CL emoji

Definition Two: A name used to replace anything offensive

Definition Three: When you feel awkward, and don't know what to say

Example One:

Person 1: Do you want to come over, Fucker?

Person 2: It would be an honour, CLETER!!!

Example Two:

My crush told me to buzz off. Therefore, I responded by saying CLETER!!!

by Beter Fat August 9, 2018

Netflix and Clitoris

Far from the classical term Netflix and Chill. Here the participants focus only on the Clitoris of your partner, partner's sister, partner's mom or your own.

You discuss the daily struggles of the average Clitoris while watching comedies, as it gets more relaxed. Once the Clitoris is chilled enough the participants can suggest to proceed further to Netflix and Chill. But be careful not to skip steps as you might end up in Spotify and Hug and then be very sad.

Average Joe: "I did the netflix and Clitoris yesterday"

More average Joe: "Nice bruh... with whom? Did the Clitoris chill?"

Average Joe: "with your mom!"
More average Joe: "oh, i bet she was nervous and just gave the Spotify and Hug at the end"

by speckman April 18, 2019

cliterature

Genre of fiction dealing primarily with the romantic and social lives of high-powered career women, usually set in New York City. Originated with Candace Bushnell's novel, "Sex and the City," which was soon followed by the Shopaholic series as well as numerous other imitations. The genre is more commonly and politely referred to as chick lit.

"Ever since she got 'Shopaholic' for her birthday, my mom's been obsessed with cliterature. It's so creepy."

by Meagan L. April 19, 2006

Clitar

A large clitorous.

Dude, I went down on this chick and her clit was so big that I grab it with my teeth and pulled it tight and played the Clitar!

by Superstallion June 20, 2008

clitoris rex

The smallest dinosaur in the world!

Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs

by Martinique Vespuckie December 16, 2003

clitoral winking

Clitoral winking is characterized by the rhythmic eversion of the labia with exposure and projection of the clitoris.

When she is ready to preach, dance, pose muscles, lecture and do faith healing, she begins to rub against anything, crawl with her belly close to the floor, roll and vocalize with a deep, throaty growl, and practice clitoral winking with unbounded enthusiasm.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] June 15, 2008

Clitoritis

When a males penis shrinks inside itself and retreats into the body then becomes a clitoris. Occurs when a man/bro/homie/dude or any male does and enjoys something a male would and should not do under normal circumstances unless they are with their significant other or in worst case scenarios tortured by communists. Includes watching certain movies(The Notebook), listening to certain music (Justin Bieber or Michael Bublé) etc. Any questionable activity a male should not do.

Jason: "Hey I heard Doc contracted Clitoritis."

Benny: "Yeah he admitted he likes Michael Bublé."

Jason: "I guess we have to go to his penis funeral."

by dalewashereandhestolesomething November 21, 2011