Me: Dude anyone tell you that jeff got your girl wasted and fucked her last night?
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
Other guy: Jokes on him. I gave that chunky piece of menstrual fluids girlfriend a mustache ride last night, plus my girlfriend hardly ever blow me anyways and when she does she never lets me shoot it in her face, time for a change.
by riGHTonB December 06, 2010
DiE NICO DiE!!! JOIN US! KILL NICOLETTE DUONG! THE WORLD WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT HER! (IT WILL ALSO STOP WORLD HUNGER!)
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