Most commonly refers to a person who is completely incapable of being ready to leave on time, or being anywhere on time. Can also be failure to go home once decided to leave, sticking around another hour or so after having said bye to everyone, having less than half an exam done with 5 minutes to go, anything of the like...
"Fuck's sake Jess hurry up, we're fuckin late as all shit!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"
...turns to mate also waiting "My bad bro she has fuckin chronic lagging syndrome..."
..mate replies "Badly, no-one lags like her man!"
by RO89 October 3, 2011
Get the Chronic Lagging Syndromemug. an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..
person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"
by tctk91811 September 3, 2011
Get the Chronic Stalling Diseasemug. A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:
lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.
evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.
false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.
lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.
evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.
false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.
no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.
by _ice_pick June 13, 2011
Get the chronic planning herpesmug. The state of being where you do not feel well but are not yet sick and experience sporadic temporary symptoms that do not lead to any particular clinical diagnosis.
A sudden pinch in your back, itchy/ ringing ear, foul taste in your mouth, eye strain/ watering, stomach ache, headache, sore throat, congestion, sneezing/ coughing fit, etc which unpredictably quickly appear and then disappear are some examples of the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.
A sudden pinch in your back, itchy/ ringing ear, foul taste in your mouth, eye strain/ watering, stomach ache, headache, sore throat, congestion, sneezing/ coughing fit, etc which unpredictably quickly appear and then disappear are some examples of the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.
I'm hot... I'm cold... my stomach hurts then it doesn't.... I've got the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.
"I don't know what's wrong with me... I feel fine then I get hit with something but before I can do anything about it, I feel fine again." "Yeah, you've got yourself a chronic case of the Peek-A-Boos.
"I don't know what's wrong with me... I feel fine then I get hit with something but before I can do anything about it, I feel fine again." "Yeah, you've got yourself a chronic case of the Peek-A-Boos.
by neoflux December 18, 2010
Get the Chronic Peek-A-Boosmug. by Scientific Professor April 28, 2003
Get the Chronic Disesemug. by mybfthaiboy April 18, 2022
Get the Chronically Onlinemug. A female who constantly has a "angered" or "agitated" look upon his or primarily her face. Women with the name Lauren tend to have this look about her.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.
If the female figure becomes agitated, she may have a "surprised" kind of laugh. If the male figure is irritated, he may continue to laugh and mock the target person in a repetitive notion. These people will display a Chronic Bitch Face which will be unappealing to all around them.
by Dr. Laurence Alden Radcliff November 1, 2013
Get the Chronic Bitch Facemug.