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Chicago Fire

The Chicago Fire Soccer Club are a 1st divison professional soccer club that plays in the MLS. Founded on October 4th, 1997, they are one of the first expansion clubs in Major League Soccer’s history. Their colors are red and white, and they played their inaugural season in 1998 and also famously won the double that year. (the MLS Cup & U.S Open Cup)
I’m a Chicago Fire fan. “OmG, i LoVe ThAt ShOW!” No, I mean the soccer team. “ThEReS a SoCceR tEaM iN CHicAGo?” smh
by Marco Salazar June 6, 2019
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The Chicago Delusion

The Chicago Delusion is the belief that for every experience or interaction to be had in Grand Rapids there is a superior analog in Chicago. It is a way for Grand Rapids residents to withdraw into a fantasy world where everything is different but in such a way that they aren’t challenged to learn a new language, food, culture, or way of life. Those who succumb to the Chicago Delusion foreclose on their social capital in Grand Rapids long before they move away, if they succeed in doing so. You can see the bean reflected in their two-thousand-yard stare.
The Chicago Delusion had taken hold of Cameron, but now that he's moved to the city, he's already talking about how nice it would be in LA.
by FruityShtetls February 1, 2018
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chicago thunder

I swear I just heard some Chicago thunder
by kempykemp August 17, 2021
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Chicago Taco

When you blow air into a girls vagina before putting your dick in so that when you do her sausage tunnel whistles like the Windy City.
I got wind burn on my dick after giving this warlock from the south side Chicago Taco. Time for some aloe Vera.
by SnappyBagels November 5, 2022
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back to chicago

(1) To flee a bad situation, usually returning to where you are from.

(2) To return to your station at work

Background: Derives from ttrpg gameplay.
“I’ve never seen a barfight this bad, makes me wanna move right back to Chicago. Im not from Chicago, it’s just an expression.”

That breakup was so bad he went right back to Chicago”.

“Thanks for meeting me for coffee to brief me on these files, Im gonna get back to Chicago and write up a report.”
by Keplar69 October 21, 2019
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Chicago tuna

The act of shoving a dead fish up a prostitutes vagina.
I picked this girl up and she asked me to give her a Chicago Tuna.
by Wolf303 May 8, 2022
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Chicago Traditional

When two men make sweet, sweet love inside a car which has been turned into a Chicago-Style deep dish pizza.
I had an amazing weekend with Rhett, Link, and Josh! We each took turns performing a Chicago Traditional on each other.
by mooney's grove weirdo December 20, 2019
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