chat

A hideous growth behind someone's ear.

Walshy look at your chat!!

by chatearjohn May 3, 2009

fun chats

Fun chats between one person and another is used as an alternative phrase for 'sexting'.

"Yeah, me and your mum have fun chats"

by Shelf August 11, 2017

Chat cooldown

The amount of time after the last message sent in a facebook/MSN chat conversation before it's OK to log out without saying goodbye/g2g etc. It varies from person to person but usually ranges between 5-20 minutes.

Person 1: It's been 10 minutes since the last message I sent to Bob. You think that's enough chat cooldown?
Person 2: It's borderline...but Bob's a dick, so just log out.

by Random input July 1, 2011

chat it up

a friendly conversation between friends.

"we hadn't seen each other in ages, so we spent hours just chatting it up"

by Anonymous October 30, 2001

chip chat

The annoying chatter that annoying coworkers have with other annoying coworkers about inane subjects, like chips or popcorn.

I was unable to concentrate on my solitaire game because Locquecia was chipchatting with her girlfriend over the phone.

by Polar March 17, 2004

chat shit

A saying to someone who is talking rubbish.

Originates from Widnes, North-West England.

"I had a date with a a fit bird last night" says roy.
"Chat Shit" replies Jim.

by gypsy dave July 6, 2008

ass-chat

When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.

Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"

Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."

Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"

by McCloskey February 4, 2010