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Brittany Spears

Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(

Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.

Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...

So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Six years ago:

Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...

Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.

Nowadays:

Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...

Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
by THE FUTURE IS MINE!!!!! December 18, 2007
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Brixton

An area in south london where poor innocent people get cheffed for either, dancing, ghetto look-a-like, and of course online fights.
I got Brixtoned yesterday for gun-leaning.
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Brittany Spears

A plastic, washed-up popstar who shaves her head and doesnt know how to take a joke.
" that girl is so pulling a brittany spears right now, i mean look at that nose. theres no way it could be real"
by channing tatum is MY hottie April 17, 2010
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The Brittany May

verb: Woman fits a small fire extinquisher into her vagina, and man gets on knees in front of her vaginal openning. Man covers face with alcohol and lights his face on fire. Woman turns on fire extinguisher, and extinguishes the fire on the man's face. Woman should go by the name of Brittany May, and the man should go by name Felafel. Then she should make him pull the fire extinguisher from her vagina, and eat her out.
I totally going to use The Brittany May on Katie A. tonight... its gonna be hot.
by aotom2002 October 20, 2008
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Brittaney

puts peoples names on doodle polls
did you Brittaney that doodle poll?
by bmasseng April 24, 2011
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brittnicore

girl who lives in her own genre. more than hardcore. exciting, spontainious, easy going. lover of whiskey and fun people.
Although she was a nice girl, she wasn't quite brittnicore

brittnicore just makes me want to buy her diamonds
by brittnicore June 26, 2006
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brittany

the type of person who often daze off in a middle of a convosation...you talk shit bout her she wont give a dam not unless its about her family then your in for it...shes the type of girl that is beautiful smart funny blonde at times buht no1s complaning...
man brittanys dad is gay...

dude you wish you never went there
by blondpoweroflove March 5, 2009
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