Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

Mr. Bond is so creepy yall

by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018

Abood-Mira bond

That’s better than relationships cuz relationships they end but this this never ends , it’s better than everything n deeper than anything,the amount of feelings that it holds bigger than anything:)

We have an amazing abood-Mira bond

by Noone 05 September 12, 2022

assical bond

when your best mate fiddles with ur ex

aiden and isaac have an assical bond

by isaaclosedale January 15, 2022

Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.

Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.

by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022

belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024

Bond Bump

A bump or line of cocaine that is snorted off of a friend’s arm, such as the interior portion of the forearm, when there are no tables available.

This party’s packed, do you wanna do a bond bump over in the corner?

by vainventriloquistvixen May 25, 2025