bean porn

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

by fat grimes August 6, 2006

Bean Holder

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

by True_Tokah November 24, 2011

bean crusher

An individual who excels at giving beanjobs, i.e. the art of cunnilingus. Every woman wants one of these!

The word 'crush' can be used in conjunction with 'bean' as an action verb as well.

Prince Charming is a bean crusher.

Even assholes get second dates if they're bean crushers.

He crushed my bean all night long.

by Beanie Bunnies September 15, 2013

bean wrinkler

Taking a shit

I got to take a bean wrinkler

by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

Bean Fling

An all girl, hot, wet, sex party/orgy.

My sorority hosted the best bean fling this year.

Last nights sleepover turned into an unexpected bean fling.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Bean Child

Bean child: /Bean ch-ild/
Pure and smol and huggable. Must be protected.
10/10 would motherhen

this person is a bean child it needs to protected

by RileyGaming_YT July 19, 2018

Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.

These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!

by Rocoo October 16, 2018