Asshole

A dumass that kicks you in the ass when you walk by him.

You running into the classroom and you walk by him hi is gonna smash you balls and youre asshole

by dunnel February 24, 2013

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

Asshole

A guy who doesn't give a fuck. Typically only cares if it's concerning him. Won't care if he hurts your feelings. Trusts none.

Look at Randy, he's such an asshole. Doesn't care about anyone's feelings , but his own.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

Asshole

1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'

~ We're All Assholes ~

Would you like a buttplug in your asshole?

by MissCheif August 13, 2016

Asshole

You looking at one in the mirror.

Y'see, he's lookin' at an asshole.

by Roadhog October 15, 2012

Asshole

Asshole: The OTHER Vagina!

If you don't want to get your girlfriend pregnant just stick it in her asshole.

by S-O-L February 24, 2009

Asshole

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, The Queen, Nelson Mandela, Maggie Thatcher. E.I. Anyone that has been/will be/is currently in power. Usually royalty or government.

"That asshole stopped milk in 1976!"
"What an asshole, he sent us to war!"
"Argh! What an asshole!"

by Not_So_Funny_Now December 28, 2007