on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019

June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.
by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021

April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
by wonder breadz January 5, 2024

by yoyoyoyoyo1 April 16, 2020

by Adecider October 12, 2022
