The act of pinging everybody in a discord and attaching an image of Clippy pregnant, This has to then be followed up by saying, "Ashton this is you in a few days."
Don't make me Ashton
by Hambo904 April 14, 2024
Get the Ashtonmug. The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!
by AlphaC November 27, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015
Get the ashton hesselingmug. Ashton (commonly called Ash) might not always be the brightest but thinks things out, is okayish in school though excels in chemicals, and arts. Is always trying to include every one in their friend group. Is kind, caring, and a good listener. Normally the shortest yet the oldest. Ashton has fluffy blonde hair, and grey/blue eyes. Ashton also likes music but can only really sing, but isn’t discriminatory about genres, is sometimes mean to their friends but in a sibling type way, enjoys receiving physical affection and giving affection. Is kind of a gremlin that can be chaotic at times and will eat stale food if desperate for food. Everyone kinda likes this annoying little guy.
by Jeepers_Creepers March 19, 2024
Get the Ashtonmug. An enigma of a man. He'll complain about something being in a video game, but if someone says it to him as a compliment, he'll accept it with honor and pride. He also typically tends to dislike things for the reason that they're popular, or that children like it.
"Did he complain about how a popular thing is bad, but then accept whatever that is when it's a compliment for him? What an Ashton move."
by Beans Lover 56765 July 30, 2021
Get the Ashtonmug.