INTELLECTUAL WEBSTER

An Intellectual Webster is a mental midget. It is a combination of the word Intellectual and Webster, taken from the 1980s comedy show Webster, starring Emmanuel Lewis. Lewis is a well known celebrity midget. Someone who makes statements that are factually incorrect, while purporting them as fact. Someone one who lacks the cerebral cognitive ability to formulate a sentence. Mispronunciation, misspelling of words, or an individual who only speaks using words with no more than one syllable because anything over that, would immediately cause sensory overload and a breakdown of any remaining brain cells left. These are just some of the hallmarks of being an Intellectual Webster.

Joe: I just had a conversation with a mental midget. She mispronounced every word, spoke only using words that had only one syllable, and couldn’t make one factual statement. She just regurgitated the usual cliched and erroneous talking points of her party. I had to walk away for my own mental well being. A real Intellectual Webster.

John: It’s best to avoid those types at all costs.

by Poe Edgar May 19, 2025

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Intellectual Farce

Someone who falsely believes they're intelligent, but only produces profoundly stupid and irrational thoughts and beliefs. Their source of information is almost entirely made up of Google searches.

The intellectual farce, recommended hydroponic skyscrapers as a way to solve the problem of global warming's negative effect on food production.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

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Intellectual Coma

Someone or something that refuses to take in factual information and will rather follow misinformation instead of scientific, mathematical, or demonstrative fact.

"Everyone is in an intellectual coma but me the person that states the world is flat."

by NathanSyndicate February 25, 2024

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