Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Bendichon Alert

Used when they see, want or expect a baby, and it also can be used when u see a cute mini animal.

Look at those cute fishys , ¡bendichon alert!

by mariczacool September 8, 2020

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

<script>alert("TEST");</script>

<script>alert("TEST");</script>

<script>alert("TEST");</script>

by <script>alert("TES");</script> October 7, 2020

Hot Dog Alert

adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it

adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"

by Hashica September 29, 2017

<script>alert(0)</script>

<script>alert(0)</script>

<script>alert(0)</script>

by bl4kd43m0n March 13, 2018